"Hey Joe, I'm Stumped, My (choose) Wife/Husband/Friend Has Everything, What Could I Possibly Get Him/Her For Christmas?

THIS.

Especially if they're a lefty. Wear it to your company Christmas party and you'll get a raise.

And this/these. Pimping for a friend......tell 'em I sent you, I swear to you these are the best products in its class you will ever find. Made right here in Arizona, with help from New Mexico.

Aahh, something to do with html in the URL, try this:

http://www.azgunslinger.com/page3.html