The Top 10 Pro-Iranian Movies We Could Have Made Instead Of "300"

From Right Wing News , update...folks, this is funny, the link at the bottom is full of great stuff

Apparently, the crazies that run Iran weren't too happy with the movie "300." In fact, Javad Shamqadri, an art advisor to Iran's Islamo-Fascist, holocaust denying President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, said that 300 was "part of a comprehensive U.S. psychological war aimed at Iranian culture." Yeah, we should be so organized.

Anyway, in the "spirit of cultural generosity," Kate, with some help from her readers, Small Dead Animals tried to come up with some film ideas that would make the Iranian leaders happy and luckily for all of you, she gave permission for me to do a top 10 list comprised on those selections here at Right Wing News.

So, without further ado, here are the top 10 pro-Iranian films we could have made instead of "300."

10) Ahmednegeddon
9) Fellowship of the Fatwa
8) One Blew Up Over The Mullah's Nest
7) 4 Beheadings And A Funeral
6) Fatwa Gump
5) Death to Smoochy the Infidel
4) Brokeback Fatwa
3) Harold and Kumar go to White Castle to behead the Infidels.
2) Throw Israel From The Train
1) Indiana Jones & IN THE NAME OF ALLAH WE SHALL AVENGE THE LAST CRUSADE. Peace be upon you.

UPDATE: these are responses/comments on this from Right Wing News :

-Raiders of the Lost Akbar
-The 40 Year Old Mullah (who married a 9 year old)
-Martyring Private Ryan
-Empire of the Sand
-The Iraqi Horror Picture Show
-Planes, Trains and Automobile Bombs
-Dirty Rotten Zionists
-The Good, The Bad and The Infidel
-Dude, Where's My Car Bomb
-Bomb With the Wind
-The Scent of a Goat
-West Bank Story
-Camel Lot
-Honey, I Martyred the Kids
-Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jihad
-Jew Wars: Return of the Jihadi
-The Way We War
-Dances With Camels

the list goes on...... go here for an update.