Hugo Chavez's Idea For High Tech Weather Forecasting

Translation:

Condition - Prediction
Wet rock - It is raining
Dry rock - It is not raining
Shade on the ground - It is sunny
No shade on the ground - It is overcast
Rock jumping - It is an earthquake
Rock gone - It is a hurricane
Can't see rock - It is nightime
Can see rock - It is daytime

h/t Queen of Tequila