Something different today......a bit on the lighter side...

The Kennedy Center in Washington announced it will host country music concerts in March. It's the perfect venue for ballads about alcohol and car wrecks and cheating husbands. All successful country songs are Kennedy biographies set to music.

Woody Allen gave an interview to Vanity Fair to mark his seventieth birthday this month. It was in two parts. The interview was interrupted when he had to rush off to Columbia Presbyterian Hospital to attend the birth of his fourth wife.

Air Force Academy coach Fisher DeBerry apologized Friday for saying he prefers black halfbacks because they are faster. White halfbacks cause needless game delays. Equipment managers keep having to halt play to make sure their plows are on straight.

Senate Democrats invoked a special rule and called a closed session Tuesday. That means they turn off the cameras and lock the doors and send the staff home. It's what Los Angeles weather forecasters call the perfect conditions to kill your wife today.

Senate Democrats surprised the Republicans by forcing a closed session Tuesday. They wanted to discuss a secret report on secret intelligence in a secret session. Compared to the American government, the Mafia operates like Shakespeare in the Park.

The Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday on whether an Indian congregation in New Mexico can use hallucinogenic tea in their religious ceremonies. It's only right. We used whisky to get their land, why not use LSD to get their casinos?

General Motors and Ford and Chrysler on Tuesday reported a huge drop-off in sales of cars in October. They could go bankrupt. The offshore drilling that could save the Big Three depends on convincing Southern Californians that it's just a seagull.