Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Goin' Out On A Limb Here.....

I really wonder who the guys are out there are (I actually don't really care) who think this chick has one degree of hotness. This skanky little rat's recent comments sparked me to comment on her pathetic life, I hope I didn't ruin whatever rep I have by posting on this mutt.

Paris Hilton wants us all to know and has urged fans to sign a petition to keep her out of jail because she "provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

For the love of Winston and excitement?

The petition reads: "Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

PS - I'd be curious to know if anyone out there knows who Winston Crite is. ;-)


At 1:19 PM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

Whos paris hilton bro?..LMBO!..ha

At 1:20 PM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

Winston Crite
Winston Arnel Crite

Position: F
Height: 6'7" Weight: 233 lbs.
Born: June 20, 1965 in Bakersfield, CA
High School: South in Bakersfield, CA
College: Texas A&M University


At 2:49 PM, Blogger Joe Gringo said...

Dang, nice find!

Winston played for the Phoenix Suns in the late '80's, not a star, but a guy who could jump a mile high, also I got the chance to meet him and had a beer with him and one of my buddies, supercool cat.

At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you mean Vinstein Crite?
P.V. Trojans
Not a star
Could jump [start] a car
No such thing as 'a' beer
Some what cool cat

At 4:37 PM, Anonymous queen of tequila said...

I can't believe this clown of a person...actually; my apologies to all the clowns of the world who do more good for the people than this so called "celebrity"...

At 5:48 PM, Blogger nanc said...

she's a pinhead!

for crying out loud - her head's even toooooooo small for her body - i say she needs a head transplant - perhaps ring-around-the-rosie-red's head would look better.


At 8:10 AM, Blogger Joe Gringo said...


Crite's got nothin' on you my man.

At 4:45 PM, Blogger Elmer's Brother said...

not too mention she's flat chested...jk


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