Monday, January 23, 2006

How To Solve The Iran Problem: A 7 Point Plan

  • Greg Tinti at Political Pit Bull
  • has one of those ideas that might not be too crazy, here it is:

    Says Mr. Tinti:

    One acronym: KFC. It turns out that the first KFC opened in Syria and it's a hit. The Syrians are hooked on the chicken. So, here's the plan for Iran:

    1) While we go the diplomatic route for the time being, open hudreds of KFC's all thoughout Iran.

    2) The Iranian people will become hooked on KFC.

    3) Inevitably, diplomacy will fail because the leaders of Iran are nuts and really do want to "wipe Israel off the map."

    4) The US threatens to pull all KFC's out of Iran immediately.

    5) The Iranian people, hooked on KFC, revolt against the regime and overthrow it.

    6) Democracy, and fried chicken, take hold in Iran. The media dubs it the "Drumstick Revolution."

    7) The new Iranian government is pro-US, pro-Israel, and definitely pro-Colonel Sanders. Middle East peace ensues.

    Hey, it could happen...

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