Where's Richard Simmonss Here?

A few days old, AskMen asked a bunch of homo's who they thought were the manliest men, no surprise, these wussbags selected George Clooney, read here.

George C. Looney topped that man stud designer Tom Ford who came in at #5. I have no idea who he is, but if he's a clothes designer, that puts him(?) about the polar opposite from being anything resembling a man. Looney beat out Lance Armstrong (4), Tiger Woods (13) and Travel-show host Anthony Bourdain was 19th on the list.

I wonder how close Richard Simmons and Lance Bass were to making the cut?

Tiger and Lance are the fiercest competitors there are, if they even stared at Looney for 5 seconds, that self absorbed chump would faint.

I didn't know manly men subscribed to a webzine called AskMen.com, perhaps going into a football locker room, a NASCAR race or any bar in Prescott, AZ might produce different results.