W.W.J.G.D

What Would Joe Gringo Do

-If I had the opportunity to invite any living person(s) for dinner, I'd invite the Mrs., Michael Medved (because he knows everything about everything, except sports), Noam Chomsky (so Medved could put the The Chump in his place), Arnold Palmer (because he's probably lived one of the greatest lives on earth), The Pope, GW Bush (so I could understand what information a President REALLY has access to and what he knows), Vaclav Havel (another incredibly interesting life), probably Paul McCartney and my son Juul so he could soak all of this in. There's more but that would be dinner #1.

-Have the PGA Tour put restrictions on golf club and golf ball design........ for the PGA Tour players.

-Throw the McCain-Feingold campaign finance reform bill in the garbage.

-Re-produce parts of The Beatle's Let It Be album, especially "The Long and Winding Road".

-Start calling "palming" on NBA players, it's ridiculous!

-Have NFL player Simeon Rice spend a week with the Texas Rangers :-) ......the military Texas Rangers that is.

-Have one television channel dedicated to "All in the Family" 24/7.

-Have NASCAR try a race or two with all right turns.

-Give me 15 minutes in a room with Osama Bin Laden........just the 2 of us......wouldn't really need that long, but I would want him to understand the meaning of fear.