W.W.M.D.?
If this true-to-life image of Muhammad, the self-proclaimed prophet of Islam, offends you more than the murder of thousands of innocent people explicitly in the name of Islam and Allah each year, then it means that you are definitely a Muslim (or at least a well-known type of Muslim) and this page is for you.
As a Muslim, you know that life is full of tough choices. Do you behead or not behead? Have adult relations with your buddy's 9-year-old child...? Take a female sex slave... ?
For followers of the Religion of Peace, it all comes down to knowing what Muhammad did when faced with the same decisions (based on reliable Muslim sources, of course). In fact, the more you know about the founder of Islam the better, even if you aren't Muslim.
Forget all those shifty-eyed apologists, trying to make Muhammad out to be some sort of "Jesus clone" based on a few obscure anecdotes. The prophet of Islam definitely wasn't one to turn the other cheek or keep his worldly appetites in check.
You want the truth? Think you can handle it? Well, here you are then...
Would Muhammad.......?
Have sex with a 9 year old girl?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith
Advocate beheadings?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an
Reequire woman to cover their faces?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Make friends with Christians, Jews or other non-Muslims?
Answer: NO
Source: Qur'an
Own slaves?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Marry his daughter-in-law?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an
Approve of prostitution?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Recommend wife beating?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Hit his own wife?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith
Kill prisoners of war?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith
Advocate suicide attacks?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Kill apostates?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Tell sick persons to heal themselves by drinking camel urine?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith
Beat children who don't pray?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith
Have eleven wifes (at one time)?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith
Lie?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Enslave women and children?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith & Ibn Ishaq
Stone adulterers to death?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith
Torture a man out of greed?
Answer: YES
Source: Ibn Ishaq
Consider men and women equal partners?
Answer: NO
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Kill someone for insulting him?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Preach love for people of all religions?
Answer: NO
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Extort money from other religions?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Keep women as sex slaves?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an
Force conversions to Islam?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Commit acts of terror?
Answer: YES
Source: Qur'an & Hadith
Kill a woman?
Answer: YES
Source: Biographers
Capture a woman and rape her?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith
Encourage the rape of women in front of their husbands?
Answer: YES
Source: Hadith (Abu Dawud: 2150)
Pretty sick huh?
Oh, and don't forget that according to Allah himself (speaking through Muhammad, of course) Muhammad is the most "beautiful pattern of conduct" and "example" for mankind to follow (Qur'an Sura 33:21)!
Major h/t The Religion of Peace.